🧪 BREAKING: “WORMULUS GRIMITIS” Outbreak Hits Discord — Slimey Friend Syndrome Spreads Fast!
Chainers HQ — A new virus, officially called Wormulus Grimitis (affectionately known as Suzy), is spreading rapidly across Discord. Symptoms include typos, an obsession with green emojis, and an alarming trend of users adding "SF" to their usernames. It's the Slimey Friend Syndrome (SFS), and it's contagious.
🧃 It All Started With a Typo
The outbreak began when Chainers member GriM started typing an increasing number of typos. What was once just a funny quirk soon became clear: he was infected. Shortly after @myahfoufi labled it Suzy.
@GriMSF, a regular in the community and a well-known figure in the shipping lanes of today's Greece, had been infected with Wormulus Grimitis. His name now lives on as the virus's Patient Zero.
😷 Common Symptoms of Suzy Infection (aka "Slimey Friend Syndrome"):
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Typos you’d normally laugh off, but now they come with a slimy twist
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Autocorrect fighting for its life
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An unstoppable urge to end messages with “blorp”
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Typing “gm” but it always turns into “gmsf 💚”
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The overwhelming desire to change your username to ‘SF’ and embrace the goo
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A sudden craving for green emojis—especially Pepe memes!
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Losing track of what you’re typing, but it feels right
🧪 It’s Spreading Fast!
The virus is now officially contagious. Chainers like @roschSF and @liedrullSF have embraced their infections, changing their names and happily typing their new 'Slimey Friend' status. More users are expected to follow.
🧼 How to Protect Yourself (or Embrace It):
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Avoid excessive Pepe GIFs or “blorp” messages
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If you catch yourself typing “gmsf,” you might be already infected
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Or… just embrace the slime. Rename yourself. Join the SF club. Become one with Suzy.
“There is no cure,” said Dr. Mozz, laughing while typing in goo. “Only community. Slimey, supportive community.”
🎤 Reporting Live From the Slime...
This is roschSF, reporting from inside the digital goo. I’ve embraced my infection. Typos are my new language. Join us… or just watch. Either way, the slime is everywhere.
💚 Blorp safe, friends. 💚
Note that at the time Grim became CIA it all started.. Some say it is a coincidence, but investigations should be done
ReplyDeleteI also dont think its a coincidence! everything is linked
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